Andy Cohen, the wicked genius behind Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise, promised their third autobiographical guide could be “bigger, better and dishier. “

Cohen informs all in “Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries, ” an ongoing work he freely acknowledged was likely to annoy lots of of this people he is met across the road to success.

The guide lands in shops Nov. 15.

The 48-year-old homosexual man-about-town is specially frank about their busy sex-life when you look at the book that covers the stretch from Sept. 7, 2014, to May 30, 2016.

“Woke up by having a cheerleader from Georgia Tech, ” reads an entry that is typical.

However the primary occasion is Cohen’s highly expected threesome by having a tan, muscled mechanic and also the guy’s gorgeous, blond gf.

As soon as the Jake that is pseudonymous and delivered Cohen a photo “that left almost no to your imagination” he was fascinated.

Cohen , whom writes which he “doesnot want to perish with out liked a female, ” then crowd-sourced the basic concept with buddies.

His good pal Kelly Ripa had been sweetly supportive as constantly: “Jake’s extremely handsome and Angela is gorgeous and I also have always been delighted for you personally. “

Her husband Mark Consuelos delivered a text that is one-word “Dude. “

And Sarah Jessica Parker, practical as constantly, offered these suggestions: “Remember every thing. “

Sadly, it absolutely was to not ever be. While Cohen got stoned utilizing the couple and “did things with a lady for the time that is first three decades, ” the highly-anticipated evening associated with the special day had been a dud.

He broke the bad news to Ripa, whom stays “just fascinated with my thrupple” — but confesses he could be nevertheless strained by their male/female “virginity. “

Cohen details another intriguing and menage that is troubled trois: Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin and himself.

Cooper, the silver-haired fox and CNN anchor, is famously Cohen’s friend that is best. They FaceTime one another within the wee hours, each tucked during sex in the home.

This past year, the set took their relationship on the highway, touring with “AC2: a romantic night with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen — Deep Talk and Shallow Tales. “

But Griffin, the comedian that is outrageously vulgar also proudly lays claim to Cooper’s affections. The 2 co-host CNN’s yearly brand brand New 12 months’s Eve show from days Square, with Griffin gleefully likely to lengths to surprise the particularly reserved Cooper.

Cohen snipes at Griffin many times throughout the guide. Exiting Joan streams’ memorial in 2014 hand and hand along with her, Cohen decided on to not break the awkward silence.

“She’d been s–t talking me personally early in the day this week, ” he writes.

At another point, Griffin texted him having a call that is urgent discussion — and Cohen blew her down. As he finally got in to her, he had been frustrated to know she wished to discuss whether or otherwise not to simply take streams’ spot on “Fashion Police. “

Griffin took the work but later quit the show, issuing a high-minded declaration claiming she did not like to play a role in “a culture of unattainable perfectionism. “

Cohen greeted her remarks with derision.

“this woman is the cooking cooking pot calling the kettle black colored. She’s been body-shaming for years, ” Cohen sniped to Cooper, their visitor regarding the celebrityfest that is five-night-a-weekWatch just What Happens real time. “

Other journal entries provide fabulous snippets from Cohen’s fabulous life, including his dither over going to Madonna’s 57th party at her “massive” horse farm in Bridgehampton.

Friends convinced him it had been well worth the trouble to go out of their fabulous Fire Island rental in belated August for the Gypsy-themed that is spanish party. Madonna, needless to say, ended up being seated for a throne. Cohen guesses the ongoing celebration set her back $1.5 million.

Cohen had been mollified whenever their supper lovers included Paul McCartney and their spouse, Nancy. He previously a good speak to Madonna about her children — and received a hug from her son Rocco.

Later on within the guide, he consoles the materials Girl after a failed effort to get together again with Rocco after a custody that is ugly along with his daddy, man Ritchie.

The sweetest celebration scene may be the 50th party tossed by Matthew Broderick for wife Parker during the famed Bemelmans Bar when you look at the Carlyle in March 2015. Friends performed songs from “Annie, ” the Broadway Parker that is musical starred at age 12.

Cohen stumbled through “You’re never ever Fully Dressed Without a grin” before more performers that are seasoned over. Broderick performed “Little Girls, ” nonetheless it had been Parker’s then-12-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, whom won the night time.

“James Wilkie broke our hearts and made us sob performing ‘Maybe’ directly to their mama, ” Cohen writes.

While Cohen’s relationship with Parker is near sufficient to add drop-in privileges, impromptu dishes and family members nights, he is additionally her escort when it comes to star-studded activities such as the Met Gala.

In 2015, Parker’s Chinese-inspired headpiece ended up being therefore massive she needed to drive into the motor vehicle together with her head tilted awkwardly to your part.

On arrival, Cohen had their choose of mega-celebrities to fan-crush on.

Cher made enjoyable of their goofy grin. He really knelt at Madonna’s part, consoling her on the nasty speak about her age. Parker asked Justin Bieber exactly just how he had been enjoying their very first Met Ball, in which he asked her if it “gets crazy. “

Cohen interrupted: “Well, the club is high for you personally on that. “

During the 2016 Met Ball, Cohen place their base inside it more often than once. “Told Kanye (western) I nearly wore just exactly what he did, ” he confesses. “Stupid. “

Later on in the club, Taylor Swift worried aloud whether there is an area on her to view Lady Gaga perform. Cohen had an indicator.

“Your buddy Katy is sitting within the part and there is a great amount of space around her, ” Cohen described. “She asked, ‘Katy who? ‘ and I also stated, ‘Perry, ‘ of which point she inform me that she actually is the opposite that is exact of buddy. “

Far too late, Cohen remembered the feud that is infamous the 2 pop celebrities. He attempted to make light by saying at the least Swift knew the best place to avoid.

Swift did not laugh and did not concur, making Cohen “totally mortified. ” Swift stalked down with one command: Cohen had not been to say the event on their show. She’d be viewing.

Cohen had been delighted to listen to she had been a audience she might have dropped an F-bomb before “your show. Until he remembered”

Also Cohen’s kick-back-and-relax outings that are social with all the famous.

Jimmy Fallon and their spouse Nancy Juvonen, Drew Barrymore’s company partner, are good friends. This season at their Oscar-viewing celebration, he noticed a terrible stench just prior to the show began.